Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya,
Dost:
Kitnay Runs Banay?
Sardar:
Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,
Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!

Afridi : “hum Sachin ko kisi hal mein 100 nahi banane denge.”
Misbah : “mager ham kaise rokenge, he’s in form…”
Afridi : “hum under100 all out ho jayenge.”

In A Cricket Ground..
Security : Cricket Match Is Over Now Why R U Stil Sitting?
Santa: Oye…Yaar.. I Am Waitin For Highlights!